Everyone knows that all of these rules are imaginary, right? The president can nominate and the senate can decide to confirm or not. Anything else is pablum. +100. Why should anyone give a fuck what a Senator wanted to do that one time if it's all part of the Constitutional playbook? Follow the pro...

He doesn't say the other part: if the federal government cuts taxes, it should cut a lot of spending, too. Personally, I think the helicopter money and souped-up unemployment were bad calls that originated from a flawed premise (that we needed to shutter our country for 6+ months). Good on Rand Paul...

In before the Lindsay Graham jokes.

How bad is it? Should I sacrifice a dove or a feral cat?

Trick question; it will be a feral cat.

Where was Hillary Clinton when this happened?

Oh hey, Warren and I have the same size financial fortress! 18%!

*High gives Warren*

Democrats covered up low COVID numbers in order to shut down bars.

If I was king of the world? Immediate dirt nap. IMMEDIATE.

Another reason I like dry, desert heat more than humid, (but less hot) swamp heat is that mosquitoes absolutely LOVE my blood, and I have absurd reactions to mosquito bites. I'm the opposite. I've read that mosquitos like dark skin and people who sweat, both of which could describe me, but they don...

It seems people have just said FUCK IT, let's let all the crazy loose before we run out of 2020!

The meeting was slated as a Minneapolis City Council study session on police reform. But for much of the two-hour meeting, council members told police Chief Medaria Arradondo that their constituents are seeing and hearing street racing which sometimes results in crashes, brazen daylight carjackings...

I find it strange that a higher number of bat-derived diseases did not originate in Ozzy Osbourne.