Gyroscopic Investing

With all the talk about losing gold or guns in a horrible boating accident, a very persistent meme, how could I not post this news from yesterday?

Man spends nearly three days underwater in a sunken tugboat. He was rescued!
http://is.gd/P4EJhD

Well at least he didn't lose it in an unfortunate smelting accident which could be much more painful.

Sorry, I was just watching Goldmember.