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Of course the French can't have that because they don't have a word for it.
According to GWB, anyway.

That's a funny line about GWB, but supposedly it was made up.  I would think so because otherwise it's just too perfect.

As to NED, I can't get enthused. Take a look at at any month on this website, and tell me you want to be included in the nonsense:

http://nationaldaycalendar.com/calendar-at-a-glance/

Let's do this, right after we memorialize "national enough with these idiotic national something day day"

Good grief.  We need to make it a national holiday, then!  I'm so sick of non-celebrating the Communist laborers anyway.

Maybe Trump will do it.

Looking more closely, I see that at that site you can register your own national day.  But I bet some of them are congressional sponsored.  I'll see if I can find the official list.  I found the presidential proclamation list, but it doesn't have National Sandwich Day and the like.

edit: Here is a 2004 listing.
http://fpc.state.gov/documents/organization/38875.pdf

Here is a Navy listing.  Very PC:
[url=http://http://www.public.navy.mil/bupers-npc/r ... N15006.txt[/url]