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The Paper Carrier Formerly Known as the Paperboy

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The other day, I found a Christmas card with a stick-on address label inside in lieu of a signature, included inside my weekly hand-thrown Businessweek.  It said it was from my paper carrier on the outside of the unsealed card envelope.  At first I was mystified, then took offense when I was told that they were expecting a gift.  I'm like, WTF?  I thought this was reaaally tacky since they're already paid to do a job, so I did a little research and found this:

[quote=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paperboy]
History

The position of paperboy occupies a prominent place in many countries, including the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and Japan. This is because it has long been the first paying job available to young teenagers, often male.

Despite that, the number of paperboys has declined greatly. This is due partly to the disappearance of afternoon newspapers, whose delivery times worked better for school-aged children than did those of morning papers which were typically delivered before 6 a.m. The numbers have also been affected by changing demographics, the availability of news and newspapers on the internet, employment laws and concern about the safety of un-escorted children, all of which have led many newspapers to switch to delivery by adults. Today, they are mainly used by weekly community newspapers and free shopper papers, which still tend to be delivered in the afternoons. Alternatively, sometimes paperboys are only employed once a week to deliver the paper on Sunday.[1]

Newspaper industry lore suggests that the first paperboy, hired in 1833, was 10-year-old Barney Flaherty who answered an advertisement in the New York Sun, which read "To the Unemployed a number of steady men can find employment by vending this paper."

Route delivery

Newspaper delivery is selling or delivering newspapers to consumers on a regular route. There has been a migration of newspaper deliver to adults, of either sex, who deliver newspapers on auto routes with a motor vehicle. Historically, newspaper delivery was generally done by adolescent boys using bicycles, "paper boys". The laws of the United States provide that "Minors employed in the delivery of newspapers to consumers are exempt from Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) child labor provisions, as well as the wage and hours provisions."[2]

Pros

Paper distribution is a fairly simple job. It consists of mapping out one's territory and using it to advantage in distributing paper. Knowledge of bicycle maintenance (if used) and basic customer service skills are developed. During the Holiday season in western countries, a paperboy can make an extra bonus - similar to a postman or a milkman. This is typically done by writing a Christmas card to each of the customers on the round and, in many cases, the customers will respond by leaving a "Christmas Box" or a "tip" (cash) as a gift. Customers may of course choose to leave tips and gifts out at any time of the year.

Cons

It is a low-standing job and therefore has relatively low-pay. As most papers are delivered early in the morning it requires the delivery person to get up early, which can also mean braving cold, dark, and inhospitable conditions. Some delivery routes have also moved away from simple 'walking routes' to larger 'driving routes', which requires both a car and a license. 'Driving routes' have become less profitable with the rising price of fuel, since fuel is not paid for by most newspapers/newsagents.

For paperboys using a bike, and the typical paper-round bag - in the UK a luminous, waterproof coloured bag with a single strap - the papers (chiefly at the weekend) are collectively very heavy and/or thick, meaning that some prefer Saturday or a Sunday rounds to be to be split and completed in two halves. The worst "culprits" in the UK are the Daily Telegraph on a Saturday and the Sunday Telegraph; The Sunday Times and The Observer (which is small but thick). Another problem on Saturday and Sunday rounds is the excess of magazines, which severely adds to the overall weight and is prone to slipping out of the papers before delivery; the Daily Telegraph featuring a substantial number of additional weekend magazines which invariably means that papers have to be taken apart and posted part-by-part.

An issue which can often occur is the drying and blistering of the skin on the hands and fingers, caused by the handling of printer ink and/or the friction caused between the hands and the bike handles or gloves.

The early depictions of paperboys on bikes throwing papers into gardens is no longer prevalent as most houses now have a letterbox on the front door and gardens are not easily accessible from the streets.

Although it is tradition to leave a "Christmas tip," it is entirely dependent on the generosity of the household whether any tip or bonus is given regardless of whether you have loosened their purses with Christmas Cards or not.

Some routes can also be an optional pay meaning there will be customers who refuse to pay.

In recent years, the role of the traditional paper-deliverer is in many cases replaced by a mass distribution system; for instance: where in the past 3-4 deliverers would cover different parts of one area, one person would deliver the entire round quickly with the use of a car or a van.

In years past with some US newspaper companies, the paperboy was responsible for collecting the subscription fees, and bore the loss if a deadbeat did not pay.
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Well, okay, then!  My heart softens. :'(  But I do thnk this cultural tradition is from a romantic age long past, another era where such a gift of money had more front-loaded meaning than the greedy expectation of a handout nowadays.  The milkman is all but dead and I think the postman expecting money when he's already an overpaid government employee is reaaally pushing it.

What does everyone else think?
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What's a newspaper?
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Ok ok, I'll get off your lawn now. :)

I've tried the same thing in reverse and similarly found that it wasn't the same experience. Then again, I don't have a real news ritual. I try to avoid mainstream news as much as I can, which sort of requires intermittent internet use for the few sources that I do still occasionally follow.
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The website called gyroscopicinvesting.com is the place where I go for most of my news.
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MangoMan wrote:
Pointedstick wrote: What's a newspaper?
Oh, you millenials.  ::)

I have tried getting my news on a computer screen, and it's just not the same experience as flipping through a physical newspaper while eating breakfast and/or sipping coffee.
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MangoMan wrote: Care to share what sites you consider worthy of a Libertarian Millenial's time? Maybe you can convert me....
It's not enough to be an Apple fanboy, I bet he's a hipster too! ;D
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I'm pretty sure the postman shouldn't be expecting any money...
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Two years ago, I got a similar generic card from a postman. I prepared a bit of cash for him, but I have at least 4 different letter carriers. "Are you Gary?" "Are you Gary?" The other carriers rolled their eyes and smiled as if to say, Oh, Gary's up to his tip seeking again.
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MachineGhost wrote:
MangoMan wrote: Care to share what sites you consider worthy of a Libertarian Millenial's time? Maybe you can convert me....
It's not enough to be an Apple fanboy, I bet he's a hipster too! ;D
Now THAT you would be wrong about. :) Not in your life!

And I'm no Apple fanboy, either. That was long ago. I try to be pretty realistic about things nowadays.
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